Hello fellow festival-goers and welcome to my Oxegen Survival Guide. I would have loved someone to tell me exactly what I should bring and what I should expect on my first trip to Oxegen, so this guide is for you, the Oxegen/Festival newbies.
This is going to be a two part guide; this part will cover the essential items that you will need, nay depend on at Oxegen. The second part will be a “What to expect” section.

Oxegen 2011!
Ticket
Don’t be stupid and forget your ticket, and don’t be even more stupid and think you can “jump in” for free; it’s harder than you think. Speaking from experience, camping in a random field just isn’t as fun as being in the campsite, it’s also shit scary. The security is tight and very strict, no ticket no admittance. If you are fortunate enough to look under 21 it’s advised to bring I.D, you don’t want to be denied access just because of your baby face.
Tent
Your tent will be your home for the weekend so choose wisely. It needs to be totally water proof, in my experience there is no such thing as a totally water proof tent but try your best to get one. Don’t spend a fortune on a tent either, there is a good chance it won’t be coming home with you anyway. Avoid those silly pop up tents, sure they are great when it’s nice and sunny but if it rains, which it will, it is Ireland after all, then you will seriously regret it, even if they state that they are waterproof they just aren’t. Sleeping in a wet sleeping bag in a puddle is no fun. It’s a good idea to also check that your tent has all the poles, pegs and what ever else is needed to pitch it, it would suck if you got there and found out that there was a pole missing, its hard to make a lop-sided tent water proof. It’s a good idea to pitch your tent at home before you go, not only will it give you practise (quick tent pitching is essential during a downpour), it will also allow you to see if anything is missing or if your tent is damaged. Don’t forget your sleeping bag, it can get cold at night.

Muddy Tents
Wellie Boots
These will be your best friend at Oxegen, not only will they keep your feet dry but joined with a pair of woolly socks they will also keep your feet toasty warm. If it rains, which it probably will, then there will be mud and lots of it. Wellie boots are the only footwear you should bring; even if it doesn’t rain there is nothing better for plodding around a field in than a pair of Wellie Boots. Beware though, like all things at Oxegen, these are a prized possession and if anyone has forgotten to pack their own they will gladly take yours when your back is turned. Keep them inside your tent at night, preferably in a plastic bag so you don’t get mud and god knows what else all over your tent floor.

Wellies!
Clothes
Oxegen is a music festival, not a fashion festival, only bring clothes that you won’t mind getting dirty and smelly, only pack practical and comfortable clothes. There is quite a hike from the bus drop off to the campsite so be wary of the weight of your bag. A couple of pairs on jeans, a few t-shirts, band t-shirts are a good choice, you can get all your favourite band t-shirts here at tshirtville.com. Bring plenty of clean socks and fresh underwear; your feet will become pretty smelly so fresh socks are a little slice of heaven after a day in the music arena. It’s a good idea to pack all your clothes into a couple of plastic bags; they are ideal for keeping your stuff clean and dry.
One essential piece of clothing is the trusty waterproof poncho; they are dead cheap and easy to carry around with you. You will be glad of them when the heavens open.
Food
There any number of foods stands at Oxegen, but they can be quite expensive, €8 for a burger seems a bit of a rip off, especially when said burger has a tendency to exit you body just as quickly as it entered. I usually bring a few packets of crisps, cereal bars are a good shout, and they are good at any time of the day, especially when the munchies set in. Don’t bring any fresh fruit or perishable foods, tents are usually quite a humid place and food will mould quite quickly. Pot Noodles are another good shout, hot water is available at the Centra tents for a small fee but it is definitely worth it, they can be known to help a hangover so pack 4 or 5. I usually bring those wee boxes of cereal too; milk can also be bought at the Centra tents as well. Don’t totally avoid the food stands, some of them are actually quite nice, this year there are two Dominos Pizza stands, a Subway stand and any other food you can think of, from traditional bowls of Irish stew to Mexican and Chinese style grub. Something for everyone’s tastes.
ALCOHAL!
Although not entirely an essential item for the festival goer, it certainly is one that I would not go without. You should take great consideration in your choice of beverage. Don’t forget that glass is NOT allowed anywhere in Oxegen. Everything must be in plastic bottles or tins. I have been to Oxegen 3 times now and my choice of drink has been different each year, I can’t really tell you what is best to bring but I can give you some advice. Beer tastes horrible when it is warm; bringing huge amounts of beer will mean that after the first day if it is anyway warm out your beer will be too, never a good thing. Bring enough maybe for the first few days, it’s also pretty heavy and unless you are planning on bringing a wheelbarrow (I’ve seen it done before) then you are going to need to be pretty strong to carry 48 or more tins of it form the drop off to the campsite. I usually bring two bottles of Strongbow, cheap and already in a plastic bottle, also a bottle of blackcurrant juice to make it go down a bit easier. Now vodka is great, you don’t need to bring huge amounts, you can mix it with different mixers so you don’t get sick of the same drink all weekend and (depending on how strong you drink it) it can last for quite a while. Many people I know would not go without their trusty bottle of Buckfast, not for everyone but I’ve been told it does the job.
Different spirits are good, WKD and other pre-mixed drinks might be a good idea too.
Essential Miscellaneous Items
Toilet Roll- This is like gold at Oxegen, don’t forget it, people are usually very reluctant to share.
Bin Bags – These can be used for everything, a make-shift waterproof poncho, for storing your sleeping bag and clothes in to keep it dry or even repairing a hole in your tent.
Hand Sanitizer Gel- It’s not essential but I always bring it, the toilets are stinking and have no places for washing your hands. You will be eating with your hands all day so consider bringing some.
Wet Wipes- More for the girls this one, a good substitute for washing your face in the morning.
Toothbrush and Toothpaste- Definitely a must have, chewing gum alone cannot fight off the nasty morning breath
Torch – Its dark at night, bring a torch, going to the toilet in the dark can be difficult never mind hazardous, one slip and god only knows what you could land yourself in.
Sunglasses- Protects you and your hung-over head from the sun, a small bottle of sun cream might not be a bad idea either.
Towel – Dry yourself off after a heavy rain shower, or if you don’t mind creepy pervey people watching you, an actual shower, they are communal so very limited privacy.
Thanks for reading. Check out part 2 coming soon.
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